You do not need pasta.
Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

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"Dad was, is and always will be one of the kindest, most generous, gentlest souls I’ve ever known, and while there are few things I know for certain right now, one of them is that not just my world, but the entire world is forever a little darker, less colorful and less full of laughter in his absence. We’ll just have to work twice as hard to fill it back up again." - Zelda Williams

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k-lionheart:

wowsteven29:

howigothealthy:

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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THAT GIF

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The other version is fantastic

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tarawray:

Larry and Curly, Tunbridge, VT, July 10, 2014

tarawray:

Larry and Curly, Tunbridge, VT, July 10, 2014

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jcoleknowsbest:

thebigblackwolfe:

The fact that trans women have just been completely booted out of this conversation on police brutality smfh…

In 2008, a black trans woman was severely beaten by police and was preparing to sue the Memphis Police Department. She was killed execution style shortly after and no one has yet to be arrested.. Her name was Duanna Johnson. Remember her name…

jcoleknowsbest:

thebigblackwolfe:

The fact that trans women have just been completely booted out of this conversation on police brutality smfh…

In 2008, a black trans woman was severely beaten by police and was preparing to sue the Memphis Police Department. She was killed execution style shortly after and no one has yet to be arrested.. Her name was Duanna Johnson. Remember her name…

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speedups:

when your favorite mutual unfollows you

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incredibong:

when a meme gets too overused it becomes… memeingless

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carafrightley:

i havent taken a good selfie since 1935

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stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

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officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

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buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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unclefather:

drunktrophywife:

thefuuuucomics:

you have found heaven for everyone

 Dashcon 2k17

I peed in the ballpit

unclefather:

drunktrophywife:

thefuuuucomics:

you have found heaven for everyone

Dashcon 2k17

I peed in the ballpit

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